Tough is the leather that's strapped to my skin

How time flies.

With a weekend that has been eaten up by a funeral and by Mothers' Day, it is suddenly Monday once more, and our shoulders heave with a collective sigh...

Still, on this Tacky Music Monday, at least we can console ourselves in fact that our lives can never be quite so bad as the gob-smacking combination of Arlene Phillips' choreography, Hot Gossip's faux sexual gyrations, and one of Spandau Ballet's most pretentious musical concoctions. This is sure to cheer you up - enjoy!

Hot Gossip - Musclebound

Indeed.